Author: Amo

  • More video viral examples

    Video Virals as found on kontraband may be the in thing for big name companies wishing to hawk their products, but are they any good examples of video virals that capture the audience, stir the imagination, and create buzz or impact?

    Although Video virals can be expensive to make, and as over-glorified e-mail mailing lists, I still think video virals will play an important role not just for content developers, but for companies that want to promote, sell or market a product or service.

    The best example of video virals can be found via video.google.com, but in terms of commerical enterprise you’d don’t have to look further than the recent Superbowl which spawned many video virals which have traversed the web.

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  • AJAX, latency and the web

    On lastcraft’s blog, Marcus Baker argues that Ajax is not cool because of the lack of respect AJAX developers give to usability on web GUI form login’s, not allowing them to re-type their entry and validate it within enough time.

    And recently on sitepoint, Harry Fuecks published his presentation PDF on ajax@localhost where he describes in detail the numerous problems with overusing AJAX for the web, because of latency, security and just poor common sense.

    So, why the sudden change against AJAX? Are people just sick and tired of the buzz mentality of the web, or is it something different?

    According the critics, Ajax latency issues is just one of the many issues surrounding the technology. Latency is one of those computer networking buzzwords which describes that a network of any size will have time out, connection and other associated problems. If the connection drops, XMLHttp acts like either nothing happened, or will return the data out of order/sequence.

    Security within AJAX has also been widely criticised.

    Tunnelling to GET or POST via Ajax can be hugely abused, but this isn’t restricted to AJAX. Indeed, PHP has its own security critics for the lack of good security protocols against session fixation or sql injection attacks, so what makes the abuse of GET/POST so special?

    Well according to the critics, Ajax’s security issues arises from its direct link to the XMLHttpRequest object. Something that can be exploited via IE. In addition, Javascript injection, Cross domain requests, character encoding mismatching, memory leaks, and the concept that Javascript was designed for small-scale, simple websites and not to be used site-wide are highlighted as major issues for all ajax developers.

    From reading blogs, articles and whitepapers on the subject, it appears that its bad coding, bad GUI design, and bad user experiences are the real problem rather than AJAX itself.

    People writing complex AJAX to validate user login’s on the fly without giving the user the necessary time to enter in their information or making too many requests to the server when its not needed are all reasons why the technology isn’t the problem, but rather its usage.

    Is Ajax cool? Sure it is, but I’m not 100% confident that AJAX has solved all of the numerous problems that I consider important; ie: accessibility for the disabled, browser security and other technical issues raised in this article.

    Although I’ve not ventured into AJAX programming yet, I’m looking into using it for a basic record-navigation-paging display system with rapid sorting…

    I believe even though AJAX may have its inital problems and obvious security issues that the technology should be used sparingly and most importantly, responsibily.

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  • 28 great mailing list promotion ideas

    Utilised properly, e-mail marketing can be a potent addition to your overall web marketing. It’s a great way of keeping your customers, subscribers and users informed about the latest news on your site and it can directly market to them the latest products and services.

    Whilst more and more companies are turning to developing and utilising RSS feeds, e-mail marketing still provides a way of targeting, marketing and promoting directly to your customers.

    Here are some great ways to help build your e-mail marketing list;

    1. Feature a Sign-Up Form on Each Page of Your Site. Be sure to remember this basic concept. Sign-up opportunities should be ubiquitous throughout your site.
    2. Promote Benefits on the Sign-Up Page. Enhance subscription value with sample emails, testimonials and strong call to action copy.
    3. Offer Opt-In Incentives. Incentives like white papers, discounts and special reports significantly increase conversion rates.
    4. Optimize Your Site for Search Engine Placement. Optimize current and archived newsletters for search engines to increase traffic and subscriptions.
    5. Pay for Search Engine Services and Promote Your Email on the Landing Page. If you pay for search services like Google AdWords be sure to include email subscription information on the landing page.
    6. Add Opt-in Check Boxes on Demo Requests, White Papers and Registration Forms. Well-executed forms and pages may improve conversion rates by 50 percent or more.
    7. Include “Send to a Friend” Options. Generate new subscribers with minimal effort if bundled with promotional campaigns.
    8. Use Direct Mail and Catalogs. Encourage email subscriptions on all print ads.
    9. Direct Employees to Include Messages and Links in Email Signature Lines. Add “Subscribe to the Company X Email Newsletter” to employee email signatures.
    10. Direct Call Center and Sales Employees to Obtain Permission and Capture Email Addresses Over the Phone. Instruct call center and sales staff to ask customers and prospects if they’d like to receive newsletters or promotional email.
    11. Send Post Cards to Customers Encouraging Them to Subscribe to Email. If you have postal contact information for customers but not email addresses, send a post card with opt-in sign-up offer and URL.
    12. Hand Out Sign-Up Forms at Public Speaking Engagements and Seminars. Promote your newsletter in presentation and handouts.
    13. Implement Rented List Campaigns and Subscriptions. Promote your company in email campaigns and landing pages when you rent email lists.
    14. Promote Sign-Ups in Confirmation/Transaction Emails. Add messages and links to opt-in pages of all confirmation and transaction emails.
    15. Include Opt-in Line on Credit Card Receipts. Not an obvious method, but may be quite effective.
    16. Add Opt-in Message to Warranty and Product Registration Cards.
    17. Add Sign-Up Message to Invoices.
    18. Display Opt-in Forms at the Cash Register. An approach used by restaurants and retailers to advertise weekday discounts, catering services etc.
    19. Promote Your Email/Newsletter in Articles and Article Attribution. Include a reference and link to your newsletter after the byline on articles in trade and consumer publications.
    20. Include Opt-in Message and Check Boxes on Shopping Cart Pages. Remember to ask for email format and product/information preferences.
    21. Promote Your Email/Newsletter in Other Company Publications. Promote online newsletters in print newsletters, magazines and brochures.
    22. Include Newsletter Subscriptions in Trade Show Lead Generation Forms. Obtain permission to send your monthly newsletter to booth visitors.
    23. Promote Your Newsletter/Promotional Emails in Industry Directories and Sites.
    24. Distribute Press Releases Based on Newsletter Articles. Newsletters with topical articles may warrant a press release. Make sure the press release includes links and information on how to subscribe.
    25. Include Information and a Link to Your Newsletter in Press Releases. A good option for smaller companies. Include your company newsletter and other resources in press release copy.
    26. Include Opt-in Information on Customer Satisfaction Surveys. Ask permission to communicate valuable information and email newsletters and promotions.
    27. Include Opt-in Forms in Product Shipping Boxes. Advertise email promotions on packing slips and direct mail cards with links to your site. Many retailers and catalogers also include promotional offers from non-competing companies.
    28. Employ a Reputable Email List Service. List services obtain email addresses and permission to email existing customers. Be sure you obtain permission before (or as part of) the first email you send.

    Remember, if you are going to use an e-mail marketing system, you must act responsibly. This means you MUST double opt-in your subscribers (this means that the user registers for the e-mail list then CONFIRMS the subscription via his email account), and you must give CLEAR methods to unsubscribe from the mailing list and not use this as a means to add them to another list.

    In addition, you must ensure that a means of contacting your company is present and that a privacy policy is freely available and is directly linked to from the newsletter sign-up box.

    Naturally the ideas above are just a starting point. There are much more than 28 ways to build an email marketing list; but I hope it helps give you the incentive to try one, some or all of them.

  • Urban myths in 80’s cartoons

    Chief Quimby As a child of the 80s, I often watched many cartoons – one of them was Inspector Gadget which was made into a rather poor movie. But that aside, I often wondered who was Dr Claw really.

    Even as a kid I always had my suspicions that Dr Claw was really Chief Quimby in disguise.

    Why?

    Well… Wikipedia has a list of unexplained facts, which lays out the reasons why I believe Dr Claw was Chief Quimby;

    • Dr. Claw’s identity; no backstory is ever given to him, and we never see his face.
    • How did Chief Quimby acquire such detailed information about every one of Dr. Claw’s plans?
    • How Dr. Claw is able to visually monitor virtually any event anywhere?
    • If Quimby was able to obtain information about Claw, why did he never discover or raid his hideout?
    • Chief Quimby is a combination of The Chief from Get Smart and Chief Inspector Dreyfus of the Pink Panther films; in one of the Pink Panther movies, Drefuss is revealed as a supervillian bent on destroying the world/Inspector Clouseau

    Unfortuently, despite this overwhelming body of “evidence”; the true face of Dr Claw was revealed some years ago on a website.

    Other examples of urban myths about cartoons from the 80s is the classic Dungeons and Dragons Urban Myth.

    The myth goes that Venger (the bad guy) was in fact the astranged son of Dungeon Master, and even stranger; the kids had all died on the magical rollercoaster trip they took at the fairground and that Dungeon Master was really the Devil (which would explain why he always dissappeared when his help was needed or when the kids wanted to know something crucial.).

    Unfortuently this is only a myth. Yes Venger is revealed as being Dungeon Masters son, but none of the other parts of the myth were true.

    Even as Michael Reeves (one of the main writers of Dungeons and Dragons) posted the final episode, Reqium on his website, fans still claim that the urban myth exists (it doesn’t), and neither does an episode of Inspector Gadget which reveals Dr Claw as being Chief Quimby.

    This is one case we don’t need Columbo for…

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  • AJAX – Wonder drug

    AJAX (or Asynchronous JavaScript And XML) is one of the many new web technologies used for creating interactive web applications. Despite the hype, the technology has been around for some time, but its only recently that the technology is becoming mainstream. This is mainly due to Google maps (maps.google.com) which uses AJAX to the fullest. Notice on Google Maps it allows you to move the map without reloading the page… at all!

    Usually in web applications, the interaction between a user and the web can be described as either client-side or server-side and AJAX shifts interaction squarley to the client-side, meaning that all the data is exchanged on the fly and not behind the scenes.

    What this means is that the entire web page does not have to be reloaded each time a user makes a change, thereby increasing speed, interactivity and general usability.

    Examples of AJAX

    Problems with AJAX

    AJAX however does have it’s downsides. One major complaint is that it might easily break the expected behavior of the browser’s back button. For example, users generally expect that clicking the “back” button will undo their last state change – it is unclear whether in AJAX this happens.

    Accessibility has also been touted as a major challenge for web developers who are interested in adhering to WAI accessibility guidelines. (note: they are *guidelines*, not rules!) What this means is that developers have to provide fallback options on users on other platforms, or how may be disabled and so cannot use some of the finer controls that AJAX utilises.

    Summary

    Personally I think AJAX is a cool technology, sure it uses a heck a lot of JavaScript programming, and sure I can certainly see that it has many accessibility concerns; but it does make the websites much easier to use and much more fun.

    Whilst AJAX is being touted for the Rails framework, it can be used in other languages such as PHP, ASP, and .NET.

    I think AJAX is at home for content management, and even WordPress 2.0 has started to use it. In a couple of months time, I predict AJAX technologies to be more mainstream in web applications and will be the stepping stone towards the much hyped web 2.0.

  • Cradle 2 the Grave – Review

    Review of Cradle 2 the Grave;

    Andrzej Bartkowiak directs the third in his “bling bling” kung fu movie in which American rapper DMX and his motley crew rob some diamonds from a bank (or something), specifically black diamonds which his team are stealing to order for Mark Dacascos “professional” team.

    During the robbery, DMX explains to his team the value of the coloured diamonds. This is a plot point, but this is ignored, as is most of the other stuff in the movie.

    Jet Li, in a muted and frankly uninspiring role, plays a silent Taiwan spy sent to retrieve the black diamonds, although from the start you don’t know whether he’s on the good side or not because he’s often seen talking to Dacascos. I thought this was pretty clever, but this idea is never really developed – this is because Li hardly ever speaks or emotes anything. He just looks weather-beaten and bored. I feel sorry for him as an actor. Anyway, back to my review.

    DMX is one of the “heroes” of the movies, despite being a high-tech diamond robber. Unfortuently I wasn’t sure whether I should cheer for his character or not. He’s meant to be a bad guy, but is touted throughout the film as just doing the job to get by… that might be so, but if he’s struggling to get by why is he driving an expensive German sports car and wearing flashy leather clothes?

    DMX’s daughter is kidnapped, and this is where the film falls apart and tries too hard to be a “hard-nosed” action movie, but I kept saying “oh come on” right throughout the movie. One example is the chase between DMX’s porshce and a four-wheel drive vehicle.

    Another example is when Jet Li decides to scale down a high-rise building by going around the outside and using his hands to hold onto the ledges and then falling onto the next level. This film moves so much inbetween reality and wire-fu it makes the film utterly ridiculous. Especially when DMX starts doing wire-fu, beating up Jet Li or running up walls to escape dogs.

    Anyway, DMX’s team decide to take the black diamonds to an annoying Tom Arnold (who has Tanks in his backyard) to get them valued. DMX gives Arnold ALL of the diamonds! Earlier in the film we saw DMX professing some knowledge of the value of coloured diamonds, and one would assume that the black diamonds are the most precious – so why did DMX give Arnold ALL of the diamonds? From that moment on I knew this movie was pointless. Arnold then goes to lose all the diamonds…

    Mark’s team is meant to be a professional team yet make so many mistakes its hilarious. When they kidnap DMX’s daughter they don’t tie her up or blindfold her until later on in the movie. The team always bitches against each other, especially the guy who likes to think he’s the reincarnation of “J. Robert Oppenheimer” (the father of the atomic bomb who famously said “I have become death, destroyer of worlds”).

    DMX’s daughter is not scared at all by the big scary guys with sub-machine guns and tries on many occasions to escape – in one hilarious sequence she drives a van with blacked out windows – and yet Mark and his team don’t do anything other than tie her up. They should have put her in a cell.

    Anyhow, other random stuff happens – DMX gets chased by cops whilst he’s on a quadbike and Jet Li fights UFC fighters in a cage – but this is where you can see Andrzej Bartkowiak ideas for a hard nosed action movie fall apart… he cuts back and forth from the UFC fight and to the DMX chase. This really annoyed me, and made the film even more messier.

    By the end we’re treated to an auction of the black diamonds and an all out action sequence begins with a shoot-out between a Tank and a guy with some sort of twin mounted machine gun. Naturally the tank wins but the damage it does is very minor.

    Anyhow, Mark tries to escape via a helicopter and Bartkowiak who must have watched too many episodes of the A-Team decides to blow up the helicopter – but Mark stumbles out of the wreckage without a scratch..

    Then, Bartkowiak treats us to yet another one of his clichd “ring of fire” fights – I’ve seen this idea done so many times and its never, ever worked. Bartkowiak makes it worse by cutting from the much anticipated fight between Mark and Jet Li to the numerous fights that are meant to be going on at the same time.

    The fight between Mark and Li isn’t very special and is ruined by poor lighting, the rain and the horrible cutting from one fight sequence to another – it reminded me of “The Phantom Menance” where it moved from one sequence to another and it totally ruined the very good ending. This is very similar.

    In the end the cops arrive, but for some reason decide not to arrest DMX for stealing the diamonds or Tom Arnold for possessing a Tank. Heck they don’t even question Jet Li of why he’s spying in United States.

    But its all okay, we’ve been watching “crade 2 the grave” and none of it matters. All I learnt from this movie is that all that matters in the world is ‘bling bling’ — all style and no substance.

    Overall: 3/10

    IMDB: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0306685/

  • Why would anyone want to manage England?

    News of the World gets its pound of flesh

    So Sven’s leaving after the 2006 World Cup and, if you believe the News of the World or other newspapers of the kind, it wasn’t too soon.

    In my mind the English press always had it out for Sven since the get-go. He wasn’t English they cried. He doesn’t do the coaching they yelled. He doesn’t get angry, upset or show any emotion (good or bad) when England lose, or conceede a goal and doesn’t rant and rave from the dougouts they bemoan.

    The press always want to have a dig at Sven and in the News of the World case they even gave Sven his own shovels. Sure he was naive, he was unflattering about players and the whole situation was beyond farcial, but was it REALLY necessary for the NOTW to bring down the England team?

    What’s ironic is that when England get into the competition the News of the World will be fully behind him, and his team and will be distributing face masks of Sven, England flags and have headlines screaming “Come on you boys!”… and you know what, it’ll be totally hypocritical and I for one won’t buy their sudden change of heart.

    So, the press get’s its pound of flesh and now they want to install another manager, but he *must* be English – but none of the top managers have true International background, nor have the top English managers won any major trophies to even compare with that of the International stage, and even the newspaper cliques themselves know that the way the National team plays is significantly different to the Premier League; so what’s the point of appointing someone that hasn’t got the experience?

    If we are going to replace Sven, we need someone with an edge, or an X-factor; something that signifies he is not only tactically sound, but will actually get the team winning and will give the motivation that the press “demands” so that even if the team does lose a game the press won’t suddenly ask for the England manager’s head on a steel plate.

    Another issue is why would anyone want to manage England? It’s a poisioned chalice, every paper is friendly one day then asking for your head on another, and if they can’t get you out by bad headlines – they by hook, by crook or by misdemenor.

    You know what, maybe this will inspire the England team to go to that extra heights… and if we do win the World Cup, I don’t think the press should get any recoginition or claim any of the glory, nor let it have any stories that start “THE [enter newspaper name here] wins the world cup!”

    After the dust settles, and all is said and done, who in their right mind would want to manage England? I don’t think I would! Would you?

  • Business Offices in Newcastle

    Find good business offices, property and location in Newcastle-upon-Tyne can be quite hard if you don’t know where to look or how to start.

    Here are some good resources to help you get started;

    1. Office premises in Newcastle-upon-Tyne
    2. Office premises in Gateshead
    3. Office premises in North East
  • Raise the Titanic – Review

    Perhaps the most boring movie of ALL time!

    Some egg-heads in the higher echelons of the US department of defense have discovered a mystical and obviously bunkum mineral “Byzanium” which will aid their attempt to generate the “holy grail” of nuclear proliferation; a nuclear wall of lasers that will stop any incoming ICBM, much like the star wars or SDI project. Only, its really expensive to mine, in short supply and the only known mine is in Soviet hands.

    Except, well Dirk Pitt knows of another source; the mythical byzanium can be found on the RMS Titanic which sunk to the bottom of the Ocean.

    Whereas this could have been a good “race-against-time” and was obviously molded on the whole Ice Station From Zebra with generous Bond-like undertones from the soundtrack, this movie is so SLOW its hard not to get up from your sofa, do a few exercises, go around the park with your dog and come back to find out their still in the water doing something “dangerous”.

    To say this movie plods through its non-existent and paper-thin plot with the pace of snail is perhaps a compliment to this movie which overly spent on budget and grandeur for little return.

    Everyone is miscast, there is no suspense — and in the end we find out that they spent 100 Billion Dollars on rising a ship when the mystical byzanium isn’t even on the ship — they later find its in someones grave but don’t bother to dig it up because of the moral implications… but I’m not sure if they were the moral implications of robbing someone’s grave or because the byzanium could be used for, wait for it, a byzanium bomb.

    Another thing I noticed from this leave the grave scene is that is very ironic consider, the ship, Titanic, has sunk with its treasure; so the US navy decides to rob it but wont rob a poor mans grave and seeing now Titanic is being purged by people aiming to make a quick buck on tragedy well I thought the whole scene was ironic.

    I almost choked on my pseudo-popcorn at that point. Its almost like they said “Hey we spent 100 billion dollars on this tedious project; 3 people died — but what the hell, let’s leave the super-radioactive gunk in this grave, it won’t hurt anyone!” The movie is tired, boring, stale, flat, and utterly a waste of time, money, effort, valor or reason.

    IMDB: Raise the Titanic [IMDB]
    Rating: 1 out of 10.

  • Best Gangster Movies of the 1920s-1930s

    We all know of Tony Montana in the film Scarface, and you’re probably are aware of Casino, The Godfather Trilogy, Once upon a time in America, and so on…

    But these are all very modern gangster movies, what about older gangster movies? Can older gangster movies really pitch it against today’s modern day gangster movies?

    I’d like to think so. In my mind, there was no better gangster actor then James Cagney — sure he did other movies, but Cagney, for me, is the man who defines what gangster movies are about.

    Even if you disagree with Cagney as my choice, there are lots other choices out there… Here’s my list of movies, in no particular order, that any gangster movie lover should watch at least once.

    1. Scarface (1932)
      Tony Montana might be this generation’s Scarface, but before him was Antonio ‘Tony’ Camonte. The two movie’s aren’t dis-similar in material, plot outline or in sheer vengenance. I liked this movie; but I still liked Roaring Twenties better. It is quite a savage attack on the Government on the time to do something against the racketeers that Camonte represented.
    2. The Public Enemy (1931)
      Widely considered to be the best 30’s gangster movie and rightly so. Strong, powerful performances and a gripping storyline
    3. The Roaring Twenties (1939)
      A film that covers the highs and lows of the 13-year-long prohibition and follows the metoric rise and subsequent fall of James Cagney’s character Eddie Bartlett and his foray into the illegal liquor racket business. It has a good cast, including James Cagney, Humphrey Bogart and Gladys George as Panama Smith
    4. Little Caesar (1931)
      The movie that introduced the world to the acting talent of Edward G. Robinson. This movie is perhaps most memorable for the very memorable “nasal”-like accent that G. Robinson used throughout this movie and would be parodied so much in later times. I also like this movie because Rico (Robinson’s character) is very ambious and obviousily very arrogant, he’s a lot closer to Tony Montana, but at the same time he offers something much more than Montana did.

    I recently saw a Christina Aguilera pop video. I don’t actually like Aguilera, but in the video it showed a Black/Afro-American gangster rising to the top, much like the Rico’s and the Camonte’s of this world – it got me thinking; were they any major black figures in the Prohibition? The only movies I could find were Blaxploitation movies like Black Ceasar, which is a remake of Littel Caesar – and of course, Shaft.

    But, I guess it doesn’t really matter. Most of these movies won’t be seen by today’s generation – and that’s a shame, cause I feel these movies are timeless, and a lot of fun to watch.