Author: Amo

  • Best Hong Kong Fights

    Here’s what I consider to be the best Hong Kong style fights of all time (with thanks to youtube.com);

    1. Jackie vs Benny ‘the Jet’ (Wheels on Meals)
      Considered to be one of the best on-screen fights of all-time.
    2. Jackie vs Benny ‘the Jet’ 2 (Dragons Forever)
      (note: does not play all the way through, unfortunately)
    3. Jackie vs Ken Lo in Drunken Master II
      Although this isn’t the actual full fight (it lasts twice as long), Drunken Master II is still considered to be Jackie’s best Kung Fu movie of all time – and rightly so; the Ken Lo vs Jackie Fight (when seen in full) is perhaps the perfect on-screen fight. It’s such a shame that when Miramax bought the rights to this classic movie they cut it to shreds. If you do buy Drunken Master II, ensure it’s the proper Cantonese cut (with subtitles, of course) and you’ll have an all-time classic movie.
    4. Donnie Yen vs Wu Jing (SPL)
      Donnie Yen with Police Baton vs Wu Jing with Knife. Brutal, but a very good fight.
    5. Donnie Yen vs Sammo Hung (SPL)
      Combines UFC style grapples, hooks and submission-like moves against Sammo Hung.
    6. Jet Li vs Billy Chow (Fist of Legend)
      Fist of Legend is a brilliant action movie and is one of many movies that inspired The Matrix. In this clip, why does Billy Chow (General Fujita) sound like “The Emperor” from Star Wars?
    7. Who am I?
      Chan vs Ron Smoorenburg
      So, okay Smoernburn was replaced by Bradley James Allan – but it’s still a good fight sequence, despite the monotonous soundtrack.
    8. “Brawl in the Mall” from Police Story
      When I first saw this movie in the very early 90s when it was part of a 5-day Jackie Chan fest at Christmas, it totally blew me away. Still considered to be the catalyst of what we now know to be the Hong Kong action movie.
    9. Police Story 2
      Chan vs Thugs in park. Man, I loved this as a kid.
    10. Once upon in China 2
      Donnie Yen vs Jet Li… although it’s all wire-fu, it’s still great!

    Other honrable mentions;

    1. “Five Deadly Venoms” – One of the very best movies from The Shaw Brothers which started the whole trend of having a bad guy force where each guy has his own special fighting skill.
    2. “Enter the Dragon”
    3. “Story of Ricky” — Imagine if Paul Verhoven directed a Kung Fu movie, and you might just get an idea of just how brutal and over-the-top this movie was.
  • Is SPL Donnie Yen’s answer to Ong Bak?

    SPL's highlight is Sammo Hung vs Donnie Yen

    Editor Note: This is not a review of SPL (2005), but rather an article about where Hong Kong Cinema is, and where it’s going. For a review of SPL, please visit kungfucinema.com

    An argument made by many Hong Kong action cinema aficionados is that the past 10 years of Hong Kong cinema (including those of Japan, Korea and Taiwan origin) have yet to exceed those produced during the profilic period between 1985 and 1997 era.

    With actors such as Jackie Chan and Jet Li moving to the States, and directors such as John Woo and Ringo Lam trying their luck with “sober” action movies in Hollywood, Hong Kong cinema has had it hard trying to reinvigorate the action scene.

    Hong Kong has moved from all-out action to a much more dramatic tone.
    Films, like the brilliant Internal Affairs (due for a hollywood remake starring Jack Nicholson and Leonardo DiCaprio) and the “Crouching Tiger”-style of films showcase Hong Kong’s transition from action to drama.

    Whilst the highly visual “Hero” and the romantic “House of Flying Daggers” won many plaudits in the West, many still felt that action movies still haven’t moved on from the days of the John Woo’s and Ringo Lam’s of this world.

    Until now.

    Tony Jaa’s bone-crunching hit “Ong Bak” has awoken Hong Kong film-makers (especially Yen) and made them to started to take their martial art action movies much more seriousily.

    Whilst the last ten odd years has seen action movies turn into “frivolous pop star vehicles” and romantic parodies; Ong Bak may have made film-makers wake up to the possibilities of combining “Internal Affairs” drama style with the Jaa-like action.

    So along come Donnie Yen with his 2005 superhit SPL. SPL hasn’t hit the UK shores and has yet to receive distribution in the states, but the movie was one of the most talked-about films of 2005 and the hard hitting police actioner marked a return to the glory days of Hong Kong film.

    Long before its release, SPL was being likened to Hong Kong’s answer to Jaa’s Ong Bak. But this comparison isn’t entirely appropriate. Sure, both films feature body-mangling martial arts action to wow their audience. But Yen’s fight work isn’t defused by show-stopping stunt work or propped up by the abilities of only a single actor. Rather, the film’s drama combined with superb fight sequences between Sammo Hung and Donnie Yen (including a brilliant knife vs baton fight) has made it a hit all around Asia.

    Although having said that, Donnie Yen wasn’t impressed with Ong Bak, although it may have stirred Yen to start pushing himself forward as the next legitimate action hero seeing as Jet Li may or may not retire and Chan only with a few years left in him before he himself retires.

    Yen’s argument over Bak’s success was, as he puts it;

    “Donnie Yen: I think the film is a success due to several reasons, mainly because it has been way too long since movies of such ilk have been made. Let’s not talk about the movie content, rather we’ll talk about the fights. It’s merely rehashing what we’ve done before. And if we look at the style of martial arts, Ong Bak is strictly limited, only trading of fists and kicks. Some things we have done before can be found there, said it was Muay Thai, all that we see are but those few moves. Actually, I think well of that actor, he has remarkable skills. Yet, on the whole, it doesn’t present anything new. We have many wushu talents here, I don’t think Ong Bak is that exotic, it’s just a matter of timing, especially when we haven’t done anything like that in the recent years. The standards of our action films have great deteriorated, there is a lack of talents – I mean talented people who are not groomed in filming. This is the current situation in our market. I hope there’ll be more success stories like Kung Fu Hustle – even if it had little realistic martial arts …. and hope to see more of such action films in the future, and expand the market demands, so, newcomers will be given more chances.”

    I think Yen’s sour grapes over Ong Bak can be taken with a pinch of salt as after several years of making less-talented screen fighters look good and making the occasional supporting screen appearance in lesser films he’s returning to the leading man status that many fans urge Hollywood to take up upon.

    SPL could be a defining moment in Hong Kong action cinema and with a sequel is already in negoitations, I believe that action will start to take a much more pragmatic and dramatic turn.

    Ever since the Matrix, movies have been trying to copy it’s bullet-time sequences, rather than create real innovation. This lack of innovation in action movies (both in the East and the West) have made audiences bored of the same-old, same-old. One only has to look at Mission:Impossible 3 to see the same old clichés; the same old ideas and the same old action sequences with little dramatic storytelling or innovative action choreographing.

    That’s why I’m hoping that films like SPL, and it’s sequel will create the innovation that action movies both in the East and the West have lacked and engage a whole new kind of unrivalled variety, and thrilling movie that audiences from all around the world can sit back, and enjoy.

    As soon as SPL hits the UK, I’ll be certainly purchasing it!

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  • Worst Adverts on TV

    What is the worst advert on TV at the moment? Many will remember that irrating Crazy Frog advert, but the thread on digitalspy has a lot of really crappy adverts….

    BOGOF, Ocean Finance and the rage against Carol Vorderman’s “first loan” advert are just some of the adverts causing people to pull out hair. Some think that advertiser’s purposely create “awful” adverts so that they will be remembered… one only has to look at the current Frostie’s advert to know what I mean.

    I’m currently reading some of the more crappy adverts on badadverts.co.uk; although the reviews seem to be highly cynical; I can’t help but laugh at some of the reviews. My favorite has to be the editor’s review of the Hugo Boss advert where he writes;

    “[he] seems to think that the whole … world revolves around him and he can do whatever the hell he wants. “I’m not going to wear a suit!”, he inwardly screams in his faux non-conformist demeanour, “I’m far too up my own ass for that. Yup – I think I’ll go wearing whatever I damn well want – and stick two fingers up to authority and conformitism. I have utterly selfish ideals of a libertarian world where there are no rules and screw those who think otherwise ‘cos I’m wearing a specific brand of perfume, even though I’m too thick to see that by buying Huge Boss because others do I’m actually conforming to the very system I’m trying to rebel against”.

  • Watch Crouch Dance

    Oh no, the summer dance craze of the year is here.

    Watch “The Crouch” Dance

  • Bus Uncle

    A grumpy man on a bus has become the latest star on the Internet, thanks to a six-minute viral youtube film.

    The video shows the man scolding a fellow bus passenger in Hong Kong for interrupting his phone call and has been viewed nearly 1.7 million times, becoming the second most viewed video on youtube for May. The movie has spawned countless spoofs, and introduced new slang based upon the ranting’s of the old man.

    The film starts with the middle-aged protagonist reacting strongly when a young man sitting behind him taps his shoulder to ask him to keep his voice down while talking on the phone.

    “I don’t know you. You don’t know me. Why do you do this?” the infuriated man says, punctuating the sentence by jabbing his right hand downward in the air. When the young man, who rarely talks back during the argument, expresses an unwillingness to continue the conversation, the middle-aged man explodes, “This is not resolved! This is not resolved!” – now a catchphrase in Hong Kong.

    Just when the dispute seems to have ended after the young man apologises and the two shake hands, the young man takes issue with profanity used by the middle-aged man, who then launches into another round of swearwords.

    It is not clear who shot the film or if the film was staged or not. The middle-aged man has not been identified but a man claiming to be the victim of the verbal abuse has been interviewed on Hong Kong’s Commercial Radio.

    Link:
    Bus Uncle on youtube.com

  • Is web 2.0 a registered trademark?

    In my previous bloggings (if that’s a word) I’ve been a bit sceptical about web2.0, and especally the AJAX technologies. Having done some basic examples and seen it first hand I think AJAX does have a place in web development, but I think it must be measured. In other words, using AJAX if it solves a problem, not to be cool.

    But it appears that web2.0 may itself be a registered trademark or copyrighted. As recently highlighted on a thread on sitepoint, a poster summarizes an article that proposes that the web2.0 concept has been trademarked by a company.

    But I wouldn’t get too worried. The web2.0 has only been registered for a particular event, and in any case I believe chasing after everybody who talks, writes or contests the ligitimacy of web2.0 for web technologies won’t get sued — I mean, there’s already tons of books out there on the subject, and indeed other web technology subjects why suddenly cash in on this one?

    Maybe, as the original article suggests, web2.0 was a term dreamt up by marketing professionals to sell more websites?

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  • Snakes on a plane?

    Samuel L. Jackson will be in the movie Snakes on a Plane, yes it sounds cheesy – but from following the IMDB boards and watching the trailer I think this will be a hilarious cheese-fest. Apparantly Jackson himself demanded the movie title to be reverted to it’s original title after it was changed by a senior producer. Fortuently, now we’ll have the opportunity to see Jackson in what could be a cult movie.

    Link:
    Snakes on a plane (IMDB)

  • Mad TV’s Soprano’s Spoof

    Mad TV’s classic “The Soprano’s” spoof delightfully parodies the hit TV show.

    Link:
    Mad TV’s soporano’s spoof

  • Playstation 3 retails over 300?

    Sony’s upcoming Playstation 3, the replacement for it’s aging Playstation 2 is touted as being well over 300 and has different versions.

    According to some sources, the lower end model of the PS3 is not being released in the UK, only the higher one at around 400.

    We’re already seeing the 50-70 game for the X-Box 360, and I’m wondering how long it will take before we see the first ever 100 game.

    Is the PS3 really worth 300+? Is the PS3 backwards compatibile? Is it really worth buying?

    Until the PS3 hits the shops and we get a clearer idea of what games are available (if any) and see the machine in the shops so we can see the graphics at first-hand, all we have are specifications, ideas and concepts.

    Sony is either pitching a battle against Microsoft but they are also trying to captalise on features included on the Nintendo WII (or revolution as I’d like to call it).

    The thing that all these games consoles have to get over is the X-factor, the thing that makes it uniquely different. The games consoles seem to have 1 main feature; to play games – and that’s why I still like playing games on the PC, even if they aren’t as action-packed or multi-playable as the PS-2’s of this world.

    Will I buy the PS3 when it comes out? Hell no.

    It’s just too expensive and I’m highly dubious of the hardware (some of which was blantly nicked from Nintendo’s machine, whilst they are pushing their own HD-DVD technology, the Blu-Ray DVD). Sony needs to convince us that the price tag is worthy of the machine, I mean for the same price you could go out and buy a Versace suit, and in the end I know what I’d buy with my money if I had the choice.

  • Bring Back The A-Team. Contrived, or genius?

    After Channel 4’s latest series of the freak-show Big Brother hit our TV screen, they had Bring Back the A-Team, Justin Lee Collins had a show dedicated to track down and find the remaining members of the A-Team and bring them back together for what would be an emotional reunion.

    The show was very good an enjoyable. Certainly Justin Lee Collins’ comic “puppy dog” style seemed geniune enough, but was the show? I mean, just how hard could it really be to track down the A-Team, I mean it’s not like he’s stalking Chunk from the Goonies.

    I mean, couldn’t he just call up their collective agents and offered them huge money to rejoin? I mean, we all know that T likes money.

    Lee Collins also spent a lot of time asking about George Peppard, the actor who played John “Hannibal” Smith to find out if the rumours about him being a “jerk” were true. Of course he couldn’t ask Peppard himself as he sadly passed away many years ago, the least Collins could do was to ask a “psychic” to ask the “ghost” of Peppard if he hated the T as much as Collins thought he did.

    Anyway, the show did seem awfully long and I just don’t think the whole running up to the limo, knocking on the window and asking “can i aaaaave foive minutes of yer time please?” whilst endlessly repeating moronic catchphrases after every staged “ambush” such as “Good Times!” “Rock and Roll !” whatever next…”Happy Days”?

    Collins each actor, except T, if they’d like to do a reunion — why he didn’t ask T on air about the reunion could be about the money. I mean, he’s not gonna do it for free. It gave me the impression that T didn’t care much about the other members.

    The remaining cast members did rejoin in a bar. Faceman, Murdoch and the rest sure looked very old. Faceman famousily recovered from cancer of the prostate and refused the usual treatment and moved away to a secluded cottage where he followed the rules of a macrobiotic diet to cure himself of the cancer. T too also contracted cancer, but fortuently recovered.

    The show was a great reminder of all our childhoods, and a great trip down the alley of nostalgia. It’s a shame that Collins’ didn’t answer some of the unanswered questions about the A-Team, but it was a very good, albeit obviously staged, show.

    Also, I think at the end he should have said “Well I’ve done my job, I’ve brought back the A-Team.” then he should have paused, looked at the cast, perhaps thanked them on behalf of all of us for the memories and then said “Okay, let’s leave them be” and then walked away with the camera still there for a few minutes as they chatted away reminiscing about old times.